The Exalted Assertions of CT Bon

Superlative, Sophomoric, or Soporific? - Movie Torrents #1

04.01.2010 (7:09 pm) – Filed under: Movies ::

This weeks movies….

After Hours (1985, Martin Scorcese)   imdb 7.5/10 torrent

my verdict: like a nightmare, but not mine so that’s alright 8/10

Dear Zachary (2008, Kurt Kuenne)   imdb 8.6/10 torrent

my verdict: horrible, just horrible…and depressing 0/10 or 9/10 depending on why you like movies

Up In The Air (2009, Jason Reitman)   imdb 8.3/10 torrent

my verdict: I can’t remember it, it was that bad 2/10

Melvin & Howard (1980, Jonathan Demme)   imdb 7.0/10 torrent

my verdict: meh 6/10 I like the shirts they get 10/10 and Mary Steenburgen’s boobs also get 10/10

Somers Town (2008, Paul Fraser) imdb 7.0/10 torrent

my verdict: understated and surprisingly wonderful 9.5/10 movies like this are rare

Taking Woodstock (2009, Ang Lee)   imdb 6.9/10 torrent

my verdict: better than expected but not great…Demetri Martin wasn’t himself so that was nice 6.5/10

The Diving Bell And The Butterfly (2007, Julian Schnabel) imdb 8.1/10 torrent

my verdict: haven’t seen it yet

The Limits Of Control (2009, Jim Jarmusch)  imdb 6.2/10 torrent

my verdict: I’m angry at myself for sitting through it… beautiful and boring, boring, boring 3/10

Nikola Tesla had OCD

18.08.2008 (3:51 pm) – Filed under: Uncategorized ::

More from the ‘Noted Persons With OCD’ file…

from Cracked

“Tesla suffered from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. So, for instance, where Michelangelo’s personal hygiene was appallingly bad, Tesla’s was appallingly good–cripplingly so. Tesla was a severe germophobe and refused to touch anything bearing the slightest hint of dirt. Tesla also refused to touch anything round, which makes some quite obvious hurdles for an engineer.

Apart from dodging germs and round objects, Tesla’s OCD manifested itself in threes. Before entering a building, he would walk three times around the block. When staying in hotels, he insisted on a room number divisible by three. At each meal, he would use 18 napkins: three stacks of six.

Why he needed 18 napkins instead of, say, three, indicates that he apparently was not afraid of a nice rack of barbecue ribs.”

Woody Allen has OCD

12.08.2008 (11:38 am) – Filed under: Uncategorized ::

Woody Allen cuts his banana into seven slices each morning. Six slices, or eight, and something bad might happen. “I know it would be total coincidence if I didn’t slice it into seven pieces, and my family were killed in a fire,” he says. “I understand that there could be no correlation, but, you know, the guilt would be too much for me to bear, so it’s easier for me to cut the stupid banana.”

Surely this is a sign of unmitigated genius.

Albert Hofmann 1906-2008

29.04.2008 (9:24 pm) – Filed under: Uncategorized ::

After a helluva stint here on Earth, Albert Hofmann, the great Swiss chemist who has probably affected my life more than any other Swiss chemist, has now tripped to the great beyond. Interestingly, I heard about it on a comment in Reddit before ANY other press had picked up the story. Score a big one for citizen journos.

t4inted - “This isn’t in the news yet. I’m from Basel and Hoffmann lived close (in Burg). My friends mother helped to look after him, he died last night (of old age probably, he was 102)

You might not belive one source you don’t know and who has no way to back up his claims but it’s true. It will probably go public soon.”

I love Dutch film makers

23.04.2008 (3:14 pm) – Filed under: Uncategorized ::

Dutch film makers seem to love poking a stick in the eye of the faithful. Mere weeks have passed since the tense but uneventful release of Geert Wilders anti-Koran film Fitna and now Paul Verhoeven (Robocop, Basic Instinct, Black Book) has announced that he is to publish a biography of baby Jeebus in which he claims Jesus’ father was probably a Roman soldier who raped Mary during the Jewish uprising. According to Reuters he has a life long ambition to produce a film about Jesus based on scientific research. That should go over well with the Christian crowd usually hostile to science and reason (wink, Ben Stein, wink). Recall as well that in 2004 another Dutch film maker Theo Van Gogh was murdered by Muslims for his film Submission which was critical of violence against women in Islamic societies.

Virgin porn star does ‘group anal’

21.04.2008 (3:17 am) – Filed under: Uncategorized ::

Aurora Jolie’s strict, religious parents must be so proud that she remains vaginally chaste despite being regularly rammed in the ass on camera.

Fear and Loathing Totoro

19.04.2008 (8:43 pm) – Filed under: Uncategorized ::

From the illustrator David Aja

Test

06.04.2008 (11:50 am) – Filed under: Uncategorized ::

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